Since everyone’s ditched him for online shopping, Santa’s hit rock bottom.
Jobless, half-naked, and perpetually smashed, he stumbles around the North Pole with a bottle in hand, yelling at the reindeer, “Christmas is dead, and the only sack I’m delivering this year is…well, you can guess.”

The “nice list” got traded in for a list of poor life choices and blurry one-night stands. Mrs. Claus left, the elves unionized, and now Santa’s biggest gift this season is his own hangover.
The only “Ho Ho Ho” he cares about? The three empty bottles rolling around the floor.

Christmas? It’s become the annual festival of “f*ck it all” in Santa’s ice-cold corner of hell.

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